11) Lil’ Scrappy

Being named after a small puppy cannot give a good image, especially when you are trying to rap about drugs, guns and violence.

10) 69 Boyz

They thought they was original when they named themselves after the year they were born (1969) but the negative sexual connotations will never be dropped.

9) Bubba Sparxxx

Again, this name will also give a sexual connotation but the name ‘bubba’ would not bring anything positive to that thought.

8.) Birdman

Can you remember the old cartoon staring birdman? Enough said!

7) Dreddy Kruger

Obviously this rapper was obsessed with the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, I can’t imagine how much that shattered his street cred when he was in growing up.

6) Devin the Dude

The word dude isn’t used much in today’s world and we all know why, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a rap artist’s song with the word dude in – never mind their name.

5) Eminem

Even though his initials are M M that doesn’t mean he should use his rap name after the small chocolates with cute mascots. I mean how can you take him seriously?

4) The LOX

For those that don’t know, Lox is probably the worst smelling fish I’ve ever smelt. Perhaps this also resembles their rap career.

3) Kenn Starr

This is clearly not his real name, the only reason he would name himself is so that he could call his first album ‘The Starr Report’. He should have done his research about the real Kenn Star and who he was.

2) Rhymefest

Let’s just hope his name didn’t inspire him for the name of his first album.

1) Shorty Shitstain

Is this guy real? You can just imagine your parents face when you come home and say you’ve bought a new album from this rapper, it’s every parent’s nightmare their child listening to rap – never mind from someone called Shorty Shitstain.

Posted: October 28th, 2008 under Music.
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