Fried Egg - A pizza with a fried egg on top, how can something so simple be so disgusting? The fried-egg-pizza combination is initially repulsive but then when you think about it it then becomes intriguing (”Could I dip the crust in the yolk…?”)

Happy Meal Pizza - Possibly the most calorific pizza ever to be consumed, this is a lesson in learning when to pull back from the brink of insanity. In short, this is a selection of McDonald’s famous fat-kid snacks placed on a pizza base and covered in loads of cheese. That’s it. Would you consider eating it?

Pickle, Port and Grape - This grape-and-pickle pizza is made with port wine and gorgonzola cheese. But despite the undoubted weirdness of those toppings, does anyone else think this actually looks pretty amazing? In any case, dousing your pizza in alcohol is always a worthy experiment.

Chocolate - Putting marshmallows and dark chocolate on a pizza might bring back pleasant memories of making pretty little fairy cakes when you were younger, but that won’t last when you’re throwing up in a bucket.

Japanese ‘Mega Pizza’ - This Pizza Hut monstrosity, exclusive to Japan, brings America to Asia. The crust is made of hot dogs wrapped in bacon and rolls of molten cheese. The center is built with hamburgers, cheese rolls, sausage, bacon, ham, bacon bits, mushroom, onion, pepper, garlic and tomato sauce. The pie also comes with two toppings, ketchup and maple syrup…

Posted: November 14th, 2008 under Weird But True.
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