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The 5 Worst Superheroes Ever Created

5) Madam Fatal

If you have ever seen this comic book then you will agree it’s just a case of villains getting punch around by this old lady. Like all superheroes, Madam Fatal has one major secret – it was a bloke! The story line was that he was a retired actor who dressed up as a woman to try and rescue his kidnapped daughter.

4) The Red Bee

I think the creators tried to copy the theme of Spiderman and Batman but missed one vital point, the red bee fought crime with the assistance of bees. Yes, those little things you hate in the summer! He even kept this favourite bee, Michael in a compartment in his belt for special occasions.

3) The Whizzer

This guy is disappointing for a Marvel hero, whizzer was born when Robert Frank was bitten by a Cobra and saved by a transfusion of mongoose blood. This led to him having super speed… obviously.

The cartoon chicken he used to wear on his head as a helmet did him no favours either.

2) The Black Condor

This hero’s background doesn’t make much sense, his home town was raided by bandits when he was a baby and killed everyone besides Richard (The Black Condor). This then led to him being raised by Condors who taught him everything he needed to know, the usual stuff like talk, walk and eat, oh and fly…

I guess his background was similar to Mowgli from The Jungle Book aside he didn’t fight as much crime.

1) The Elongated Man

This guy isn’t so much of a superhero, he just happened to stumble across a ‘secret formula’ or a soda drink that gave humans the ability to become stretchy. Not sure what advantages that will have to his street cred as it’s not the manliest super talent is it.

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